And then maybe a couple of months later, on the news there was [another] young boy who'd stabbed a young girl, and if I'm really honest with you, they hurt my heart. 

I was this nobody writer, and suddenly I was told, ‘You’re taking over for David Letterman.’ I thought it was a prank. 

Her protecting her daughter it just brought me back to how good she is and she’s still that bitch 

Victoria sweetly asked what I was planning to wear, and when she described her vision for my gown—something light, flowy, and perfect for the sand — it sounded like a dream. 

Designing your gown was such an honor, and it was incredible to see it come to life on your special day! All my love to you both. 

Some nights are really hard. Tonight’s one of them. 

They took all my lines out. I’m in Iron Man 3 for a quick second. I take up the frame, I have one leg, and I’m the vice president’s daughter. 

I want to inspire young girls to dream big and know that space is within their reach 

It was a long run! When life gives you real problems this reality s— doesn’t make sense. Peace out I’m out. 

He used to do Dorit, but that’s over. Because she doesn’t pay her bills 

I loved being able to sort of have him support me in that way, to support both of us in that way. He just nailed it. 

In light of recent developments, our production cannot, in good conscience, be part of this new direction at the Kennedy Center 

I just wanted him to know that no matter what, I care and we’re here. 

I grew up in front of the world, and for some reason, people can’t seem to grow with me. 

I’m wrapping up, please turn the music off. I’ve done this before. Thank you. It’s not my first rodeo, but I will be brief. 

I saw my entire life flash before my eyes, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s to embrace your loved ones every chance you get—because everything can change in an instant. 

I used to be so closed off about sharing the things in my life I loved out of fear of being judged. Now I just don’t care. 

If you come to the show, you'll see 70% of it is stand-up. 

I meet people whose lives were profoundly changed by it — some are still reading the books, passing them down to their children. I've even heard people say the series saved their lives, and I truly believe it. 

I wish he was writing more, and I wish he was in the industry more. I think he's the best comedy writer I've worked with